I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

Dustin Lance Black can kiss my gay ass. Twice.

Sorry, but any response to this tattoo that isn’t a variation of “It’s hella hideous” would make her look like a halfwit. And J.Lo is not a halfwit.

DLB does seem parched.

Right after she has that chat with her lawyer, she needs to have a follow-up with her stylist and her psychiatrist.

Colbert comes off like a douche here. He told Affleck he looked like he was on a street corner. Now imagine if Colbert insulted the appearance of a female guest, and the guest responded uncomfortably — we would be crucifying Colbert for abusing the power dynamic of host/guest.

His blood pressure looks like it’s 190/160.

She was in a show called Mob Wives. Of course she profited from her association with the mafia. She and her whole family are trashy garbage people.

Your rationale is sad and frightening. It's similar to the notion that there are people who admit that Trump's "message" resonates with them. I hate going to bed depressed because when I wake up, I resent having to interact with so many morons.

Most of the victims were in the life and knew what they were getting involved in. Yes, I know there were innocents but they were mistakes. At least the Italian Mafia, unlike others like the Russians, only killed/shot at other cosa nostra. Families were off limit.

I love the ego of this woman. ‘I am retiring because I don’t need to prove myself any longer’. I thought she was retired. She hasn’t been relevant in the fashion world for quite some time. So odd. As is her choice of media outlet.

“Move that pie to the side” is going to be my answer to every query sent my way for the rest 2016, maybe well in to 2017.

The big head theory is a well known fact. My uncle is a casting agent and is always wailing about talent that is overlooked for having appropriate proportions. The camera loves a lollipop.

So many things in life make no sense and appear to be pointless. This woman-child is a very good example of this.

Thank you!! When did Jez re-brand itself as a Mommyblog?? Why are people using Madonna’s PR stunt as an excuse to ramble about their tedious child-rearing testimonials?? Ugh.

?? New to Gawker? We come here to be amazed by the absurd, not share the mundane.

Probably. I didn't realize Gawker was attempting to fill the gap that was made when Ann Landers and Abigail van Buren died.

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