I will run right out and buy Cammie's follow-up as soon as she quits the biz, moves to Buffalo, goes out and gets a 9-5 job, drives herself and her kids around, cooks, cleans, does her own laundry, shopping, and pumps her own gas, and then writes a follow-up titled, "Pretty Fucking Tired: How To Look Human In the Real…

Whatever you want to say about this woman, can't nobody deny, she has the best freaking skin care team on the planet. And by skin care, I mean Dr. de Frahan.

Something rubs me the wrong way about women from the Lucky DNA and Fatty Fat Bank Account clubs writing books about aging and loving your own body. I’m sure it’s a lot easier to do both when you can afford your own chef to make you only healthy things, don’t mind spending hundreds of dollars for whatever creams are…

I thought Straight Outta Compton was hot garbage, one of the worst movies i saw last year. Does everyone else see something i’m missing? It was a 2 hour plus ad for Dr. Dre.

I don’t get all of the skepticism. Tell me there is not something seriously wrong with a woman in Beverly Hills going on a reality TV circus without their lashes and spackle. Hello? You people don’t know symptoms!

Because the producers of this franchise are famous for telling the actors, “bring it, or you’re gone’’ and she needs a platform to brag about her supermodel spawn and her naturopathy!

April Daisy White has been a teacher, a writer, a coach, an actress, a pilates teacher, a translator, and a high class call-girl. Now she’s an all around motivator for people and artists.

Rikki don’ lose that num-bah

Still not as big a crime as having founded Steely Dan.

Huh? Your low blood pressure is the result of your “health freak birthing unit?”

Please give it up. Please, look at your life and what makes you get on comment sections in 2015 and parrot republican talking points about women who were recruited in the 90s by republicans and Kenneth Starr.

I’m pretty sure that Rocco has many opportunities to sneak off to any store or fast food joint of his choosing if he finds himself jonesing for sugar or fries. The fact that his mother chooses to not make crap available for her children’s consumption makes her the opposite of a bad parent. A diet of whole grains,…

Does it count if Trump would have sex with his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter?

Madonna has had so much privilege and fame and wealth for so long that I am surprised she doesn’t hasn’t reached Michael Jackson level yet. A macrobiotic diet and no iPhone almost makes me respect her. I wish my fucked up drug addict parents made me macrobiotic.

“Of course women should be paid the same as men” Winslet added. “Of course they should. Of course I should.”

SO scary! I hope your health is improving.

Do you think Madonna lives anywhere close to a 7-11 ?

Sure, because it’s up to you to decide what someone else’s kids should eat (and I say this as a huge fan of cookies and chocolate. I just don’t think anyone gets a say on how other people raise their kids. It's not abusive to deny them cookies.)

Meanwhile, I got raised with “moderation” and had some serious medical wakeup calls earlier in my twenties. If I’d had different food growing up, I’d be a lot less sick now. The hardline stance has definitely grown on me.