getting hit in the nuts by a messy rocket is probably also the 4th most likely way elon musk meets his demise

i’m sorry but this is goaltending

Dora Free Throw Horror

why does graham feel like now is an appropriate time to talk about a guy shooting 73 or 74? don’t politicize this!

Andres Serrano also submitted his ballet in an unusual manner. Alas, it was not accepted because it was a picture of Barry Bonds in a jar of piss.

Man Chooses To Die On Hill

Shut the fuck up. This comment has a tldr, a “stupid millenial, stop trying to do something about racism,” and tells a black guy he doesn’t know what inequality looks like. It also is unreadable. jesus

How many levels of hell do you think there are? Do you think one of them is just Edmonton?

Meekly-Built Mother’s latest E.P., The Child With The Broken Arm, soars to the top of the indie charts.

Not a big basketball guy, but I saw a tall man buy like a dozen egg cartons at the store this weekend so I’ll go with him.

ah, the police... catchin’ em all since before we were born.

*ring

The house........ is glass as hell.

Maybe if faceoffs paid more attention to Crosby’s needs this wouldn’t be an issue.

Holy shit, Moyer can still bring the heat.

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

*Iz starts playing*

*first several dozen concerts

“On April 27th he will face a court to atone for his misdemeanor.”

Where were each of you when you first heard a Weird Al song? What song was it, and why did you then purchase his entire discography and become a touring superfan?