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everything else equal, what’s the better porn actor name: girth brooks or slim dickens

Can you even imagine how good it’s going to feel when he finally gets off though?

Talk about burying the lede - Greg Olsen has three legs and a foot fetish?

More like St. Petersbird, amirite!1!!?1!

I don’t know who Danny McBride is, but I can’t believe this guy had sex with his mom.

This could get awkward as that nickname is usually reserved for UNC student athletes.

“They’re just thrilled to be on the game. They love being on the game. It’s like the biggest highlight of their life, is to be on the game.”

Filed to: NO KIDS

Rivera, ever the forward thinker, was later quoted that he’d prefer if his players would “stick to low-impact activities such as swimming and water boarding” to train.

Doubling down on being wrong is both bold and refreshing.

Suck my eggs, Tom.

In Manziel’s defense, I’d only be interested in what Kosar was selling if he was selling portable, invisible sweat lodges and I had a need for that sort of thing

For a guy with a pretty average-sized nose it’s astonishing how far he was able shove it up his own ass.

I’ve gotta agree with him; it’s scenarios like this that get people on pins and needles and couches covered with guns.

He’s only partway through putting on his tributary Bowie makeup.

In Pacman’s defense, I have no idea who Jeremy Porter is either.

69. Pocket Pool (ahh shit. shit shit shit. *awkward walk to bathroom trying to avoid anyone that may be nearby*)

That’s funny since the only place getting less traffic than ESPN these days is a nonexistent Hot Topic.

Getting a lot of answers for this (thank you to all), and it would appear that they are unnamed because they’re minors. Doesn’t this get confusing? I mean what goes on the birth certificates?