Mar 8 2019

Wow, choosing this week to decrease their social media profile? These guys don’t have an original bone in their body.

Sep 20 2018

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy. Read more

May 19 2017

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

Apr 8 2017

[...] A misstep would likelyterally have not gone over too well with his parents.

Feb 12 2017

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

Dec 20 2016

the attacker is not believed to have specifically targeted the tennis player personally, and instead had picked a house to rob at random Read more

Dec 4 2016

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Nov 17 2016

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Nov 3 2016

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet. Read more

Jul 18 2014

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

Mar 6 2013

#11: Suppositories. No hard core Fitnesser or Workoutistsa ignores suppositories. Whether they be a small balloon filled with Great Stuff™ brand expanding foam, a tube of Chap-Stick® Classic Skin Protectant, or even a roll of pennies wrapped in duct tape, no "Exercise Routine" is complete without this vital, Read more

Jan 17 2013

Many moons ago there lived a strong and powerful chief. The chief ruled for many years and took many wives. The wives were well taken care of and wanted for nothing. Read more

Jan 29 2011

I was watching this newscast and noticed something. You call yourself Isis the Amazon, but in Greek mythology, Amazons only have one breast as their right breast is removed for increased mobility in battle. You clearly have two humongous breasts. What exactly happened here?