Waze as an app is kind of annoying / clunky to me. If Google Maps would just add the ability to report incidents I would happily switch. It’s funny, they obviously see the utility in reporting incidents, since all of the incidents on Google Maps are reported via Waze, but they just haven’t added that functionality yet.

I lost my copy of “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” there last night. Did anyone on the Cubs find my Czech book?

“You don’t have to worry about extended contact with our staff.”

Hey, I know it’s a Spanish language broadcast, but you can’t just assume one of the guys involved is named Jesus. Sheesh.

“I-G-G-OH GOD WHY?!”

Time to switch switch hands?

Having Delonte West as a step-grandfather would be pretty awkward.

This is different from anyone else who finds out they suck at their careers and need to make a living some other way, how?

Bush league.

The children mocked his bald spot, and, lo, did his gun shoot cats to smite his enemies.

And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

WITH GREAT POWER ...comes a lot of STDs.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

And fewer games than Terrelle Pryor got for getting free tattoos in college.

He told me there was a 25-foot tree planted between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Yeah but did you hear about that hockey player who got shot in the head and the priest read him his last rites and he was cremated but still kept playing? LeBron is such a pussy.

It’s not.

(I think they do)