This comment made me fall back off the Wagner

You might want to check that third paragraph real quick, fyi

Over my summers in college, I worked in a central Kentucky assembly plant for a major foreign automaker. One day, I remember looking down the line and seeing one of my coworkers with that unmistakable look on his face of a man about to lose all gastrointestinal control. He called the supervisor over (to ask to use…

Good to see the 859 getting some shine

TV Reporter Gets The Crap Scared Out Of Him By Screaming Raptor

I think this could turn into a series:

Vulpix tryin to get all sexy on 'em o.O

So cold. So good.

Hit that triangle button a little sooner next time bro.

#NotAllWhitePeople

Yes, joking about pretty much anything is probably less of a transgression than beating the shit out of your wife until she's unconscious.

Ok, thanks.

Deadspin should give us two of these a day.

She was just trying to be inclusive with her inclusivity.

I mean you can really tell that's the first time someone has tried to challenge on the inside.

+1 Disturbingly flippant press conference

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Mark McGwire's all time HR record?