If only Ohio State had beaten an SEC team en route to winning the National Championship, maybe Jones would have a defensible comeback to Noah’s sick burn

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.

Fortunately, Charles Barkley was there to give Shaq a rambling, 12 minute lecture on how to pick himself up by his own boot straps.

There is a 5000% chance this is in the next Shaqtin’ a Fool. ;)

Why? Tell me you are not one of those wack jobs who think GMOs are bad, yet don’t realize you eat them every day.

Waifu era is coming

Proving once again, if you know how to break the ice you get all the hose.

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

It still baffles me that we can now talk about “a mars-rock being stuck in a robot driving around on mars” as if it’s a normal thing, including hi-res photos!

Hand down, (wo)man down

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Ask the scorers table Spurs/clips lol

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

No I know that. But even good intentions doesn’t mean you can’t say something somewhat othering, though.

This doubles as an accurate depiction of race relations in St. Louis.

Geez, you act like Mayweather punched your mother....

Says the man who is unaware of the country COASTA rica.