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Looks like Hinkie traded away all the good writers from this site.

And it looks like your pedantry replaced all your sense of humor.

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

That retort is "scorching," good sir!

Damn, I'll issue a correction.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,

The machine was playing Moonbase Alpha.

Photo: AP

She made presumptions about the way I do my job that are incorrect, and presented them as fact. I find that rude. The use of "maybe, just maybe" was condescending and colored her commentary in a way that suggested she was being petulant and whiny about the quality of her free entertainment. I find that rude. She asked

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

I had to stop and adjust my balls halfway through reading this.

I'll +1 you cuz you're so mad.

You leave Brian Scalabrine out of this.

Let me guess, you were/are a baseball player who thinks his dick needs to be repositioned every five seconds?

If you smoke weed you might want to take a hit and relax a bit

This team will be fine. I'm sure that calming veteran influence of new addition JaVale McGee will do wonders for the development and maturity of Joel Embiid.

The best metric for degree of dunk devastation is [white guy holding fellow bench-mates back]•[size of mouth gape while yelling "oh shit, son!"]

Ugh, go away.

...Major League Baseball, the Yankees, the Steinbrenner family, the Players Association and you, the fans...

Uh, you don't automatically get included in people's wedding parties. Even if they are your siblings. Their wedding isn't about you, or is that not something you've understood reading all these dumb wedding sites?