My first time in a strip club, in the backroom with a girl, I was told there was a two drink minimum. I proceeded to order myself two drinks. I'm pretty sure that wasn't what I was supposed to do.

It's hard not to be hostile on the main page because of all the trolling and stuff.
I've interacted with you on the main page before - you're the reason I got my full security deposit back when I moved this fall.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

I'm sure you cross the street at every cross walk as well. Have your self a nice cookie.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Same shithead that equates murder with speeding.

Trust me, it's not your speed making you sound like a douche. Speed limits, especially those in the US, are notoriously low, and actually set below the average speed for the road. We'd actually be safer with faster limits. Instead, we keep the low limits because speeding tickets are a huge source of revenue,…

+110 to the 10, to the 60, to the 15.....

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Too soon

Two years is not long enough. It is so far past time that domestic violence be treated the same as other violent crimes.

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

Can you see your dog? If you leave him outside in 30 inches of snow, do you really care?

So their promise of "devotion" can't be a gift to you but yours is a gift to them? Yeah, okay.

Wait. We can control the weather? I feel like a Jewish person who's been left out of the international conspiracy.

Take home message: reaching into your waistband isn't as easy as the cops would have you believe.

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

I'd like to see him try that weak-sauce shit on this guy. Better come correct if you wanna take it to the hole on Boner Dog... His D is rock hard.