I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

No irony in the fact that atheist extremists are obnoxious assholes, and religious extremists are blowing people up, I suppose. But yeah, totally hate those atheist guys.

Doctor: Bad news, Mr. Armstrong. Your cancer has metastasized.

More sports should be filmed like old kung-fu movies.

Stop giving so much credit to this J. Cole question, we all know his next line was going to be "cuz I can see you in my Wet Dreamz."

Later, his coaching staff got in the act by laying an egg of their own.

I really hope the NFL fines him for that crap.

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

Fuck, calling Discovery channel to have everyone fired.

You chuckle heads poke fun but almost as soon as you go outside you get not as warm.

This is why alcohol should be banned from all golf events. None of these fuckers even came close to hitting the green.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

Interesting, thoughtful comments from both players.

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Are you joking? You're joking. You're not joking?? You can't tell the difference between something Lynch is totally down with and chooses to do vs something that is mandated(and useless) which he doesn't want to do? The two instances are vastly different.

"You know what, you ain't gotta score to grab your nuts." — Marshawn Lynch

c'mon guys I clicked this at work... the life choices we make. Do you know how quiet an office in Tokyo can be a 16:00 in the afternoon? DANG, this clip is so funny it needs a NSFW tag...

This might have moved into my top 5 Conan segments of all-time.

Gronk putting that trophy in Conan's nuts is pretty much exactly how I expect Gronk is at all times, and I am okay with that.