Where can I vote for Piggy Poopballs?

Welcome to face sitting, buddy.

With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

Whatever. Donald Sterling had the same idea years ago:

The one for the Magic is just a knife in the heart of all Seattle sports fans.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

89B? Sounds like he's thinking of Lane Bryant.

How else is he supposed to get orders from his lizard overlords?

I know it's just an odd projection, but the upper left line looks like he went to space too.

I tried to Google it for you. Unsuccessfully and regrettably.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Always Highlight Truthers.

there was one, but Jesus kept riding it.

Others are from Alabama.

Oh shit! Is that what they're for??? I was using them as tampons. Oh well, back to making dinner.

Anna, its called the Fratmosphere, not the Fratverse.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

The concept of "privacy" doesn't even make sense, IMO, when it comes to things like traffic scanning. Saying that having you license plate scanned is a violation of "privacy" is tantamount to saying that other people are not entitled to know a plainly obvious physical fact, i.e. that a car with license plate…