Where can I vote for Piggy Poopballs?

Welcome to face sitting, buddy.

With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

Whatever. Donald Sterling had the same idea years ago:

The one for the Magic is just a knife in the heart of all Seattle sports fans.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

89B? Sounds like he's thinking of Lane Bryant.

I tried to Google it for you. Unsuccessfully and regrettably.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Always Highlight Truthers.

there was one, but Jesus kept riding it.

Others are from Alabama.

Oh shit! Is that what they're for??? I was using them as tampons. Oh well, back to making dinner.

Anna, its called the Fratmosphere, not the Fratverse.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

Except for your personality.

That's what I was thinking, but then I realized if you can't stop quick enough after unplugging the device, the rear end of the car in front of you will stop your car for you. See, it all works out in the end.

This behavior is mild compared to college basketball where I am, particularly for rivalry games or when the officiating screws up.

(Edit: And by "where I am" I mean, "my home, where I live alone.")

Come on. The kid's lucky to live in a household where both parents speak French.