This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to Kyle Korver.

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

You know whose opinion on this topic I give zero fucks about? Yours.

These are the people who make fun of Southerners. Wow.

It's funny when Pierce answers questions this way, but nobody will be laughing when Aaron Hernandez does his rendition.

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

In the same way that this post should lie waste to the idea that you're a complete fucking dipshit because you somehow managed to slop together a whole sentence WITH scare quotes!

Thanks doctor

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!

Yeah, gonna jump on this boat and say you're really missing the point. The problem with empty sentiments like, "well, I don't see color," or "all lives matter," or even "why do we have to make it about race?" is that, while it may be well-meaning, these statements are often used to dismiss actual grievances that are…

This comment annoys me everytime I see it.

Spawn4Good burned down a town, blocked ambulances and killed people?

1. Though the protesters (some of them mind you) who were violent and destructive are 100% at fault, they never killed anyone - so you sound ignorant.

All lives matter, but black ones seem to be hurting in particular. I mean, if you saw a food drive for the poor, would you complain about the food only going to poor people?

Didn't realize peaceful assembly and raising awareness was more harmful than bullets, choke holds, tear gas, and pepper spray.

What does matter then? Your job? Your family? Your friends? Your favorite celebrity? Your favorite TV show? Your favorite author? Travelling the world? Writing posts on Deadspin? NOTHING MATTERS, WE WILL ALL BE DEAD IN <80 YEARS OR SOONER.

Glad you came to a sports blog to provide perspective. It gave me the strength needed to go home and hug my worthless child.

nothing matters. one day the sun will implode and there will be no record of you ever existing.

You don't understand how being a sports fan works, do you?