Yes, the Cleveland Cavaliers are better than the 4th worst team in basketball.

Eh, definitely would regift him myself.

I can heat my shitty Buffalo home for the entire winter with this one!

Man, that take is number one on the Billboard Hot 100.

sort of assuming much. My friends who bought these shoes have no kids so they usually have spending money on stuff like this. Go stand in line for th next iphone troll.

Ooh! Ooh! Somebody insufferable?

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."

If that is what you want, go read another website.

Where they still have loading screens.

Judas Not Allowed to be Priests

What, cops can't be criticized for acting like lawless thugs? Fuck that, and fuck you.

You are welcome to agree with him. These people are expressing that police in many cases in the United States have been predisposed to needlessly violent action against citizens. I happen to think there are cases where such action may have been unavoidable, and there are cases where it has been clearly…

"Don't go after cops" is sound advice to anyone

Generic white people whining about Al Sharpton in 3 2 oh here you are already. Shut the fuck up.

That's the gist of it.

"... paints the Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored."

I was trying to say it is much worse.

Bowser captures fairies in a bottle, he's a monster who must be stopped. Link captures fairies in a bottle, he's still a mute, Aryan hero. I'm missing something.

All of these are gross. I prefer "sparkle cave" when referencing it in conversation.