you went to college! Lol. You went to college and never came across the most basic concepts in statistics?

Maybe you would respect him more if he abused ellipses?

Whelp, Nintendo clearly doesn't want me holding on to any of my money this holiday season.

Well it wasn't really confusing to me when that white kid called me a nigger in first grade so how about you take that seat.

To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

They just wanted to show AP what it feels like to be the victim of a switch.

Menstrata.

Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?

chokeholds obviously don't work on demons and thugs, smh you should know that by now

IDK, I mean, I'm not a woman but if I were just riding the subway by myself and some guy physically assaulted me because he found me attractive, I'd be flattered. I dunno why women gotta make such a big deal about a guy thinking they're pretty and then violently attacking them for it. It's a compliment, ladies!

"I don't have any interest in politics infecting my Sunday afternoons."

Yea, and the guy is advocating for those sports athletes to be able to put their hands up in support of an important societal issue. What the fuck does your comment even mean? Are you suggesting that sports be entirely separated from reality?

Ummmm, no. This is Deadspin.

I'm pretty sure that's what you're using Kinja for right now; pushing your agenda on us when we just want to read comments.

You do know part of sports are the humans involved, right?

You're not watching BattleBots, you're watching humans, with human emotions and opinions.

You do realize there's a long, rich history of overlap between sports and politics, particularly in the racial arena? I'm sure Jackie Robinson's "agenda" ruined a lot of people's Sunday afternoons too.

I'm just curious how a few players coming out of the tunnel with their hands up for a few seconds "infected" your entire Sunday afternoon. If that's all it takes to derail your entire day, well, that's a whole other issue you might need to consider.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case