you went to college! Lol. You went to college and never came across the most basic concepts in statistics?

This is actually a big problem for trains. When they try to stop on the slippery track their wheels stop spinning but keep sliding, grinding down the wheels over time and making flat spots. Then the train needs to be taken out of service more often while they replace the wheels.

Maybe you would respect him more if he abused ellipses?

Doesn't this defeat the purpose of ensuring that you can find the extinguisher in a hurry? I'd rather have an ugly looking bright red container that I can find quickly when there's a lot of smoke all around than to make sure my counters are aesthetically pleasing.

Whelp, Nintendo clearly doesn't want me holding on to any of my money this holiday season.

Well it wasn't really confusing to me when that white kid called me a nigger in first grade so how about you take that seat.

increasing the ISO wouldn't help with a jittery image at slow shutter speeds.

To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

They just wanted to show AP what it feels like to be the victim of a switch.

Menstrata.

Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?

chokeholds obviously don't work on demons and thugs, smh you should know that by now

IDK, I mean, I'm not a woman but if I were just riding the subway by myself and some guy physically assaulted me because he found me attractive, I'd be flattered. I dunno why women gotta make such a big deal about a guy thinking they're pretty and then violently attacking them for it. It's a compliment, ladies!

"I don't have any interest in politics infecting my Sunday afternoons."

Yea, and the guy is advocating for those sports athletes to be able to put their hands up in support of an important societal issue. What the fuck does your comment even mean? Are you suggesting that sports be entirely separated from reality?

Ummmm, no. This is Deadspin.

I'm pretty sure that's what you're using Kinja for right now; pushing your agenda on us when we just want to read comments.

You do know part of sports are the humans involved, right?

You do realize there's a long, rich history of overlap between sports and politics, particularly in the racial arena? I'm sure Jackie Robinson's "agenda" ruined a lot of people's Sunday afternoons too.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."