Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Louisville

Psss dumbass, your drywall is nothing more than gypsum + cardboard, so your house is already made of cardboard.

ikea doesn't sell houses.

"9 innings?"

as much as the excitement of the win or go home format brings, your heart breaks bit for these smaller market fans who get excited after being in the playoffs for the first time (or second) in years, only to have 6 months of baseballwiped away after 9 innings. sort of goes against baseballs history.

Christian colons also ended Senator Larry Craig's career.

Goat is using wired controller, others are on 3MS lag.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Everything was in black and white so no camouflage needed!

/mousehood

That's because the refs never saw the celebration. They were too busy looking at each other, laughing, and mouthing "No shit..."

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

its awesome and all but would you guys stop posting about stuff like this? do you WANT these fantastic fan projects to be served CnD papers? I mean, every time vast public knowledge of these projects is given, the original creators get a little butt hurt...remember the 3D chrono trigger incident?

I love everything about this and I hope they never fix it.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: You might have to shout if you want the kids to get a head.

Congrats to the coach for outsmarting children.