I'd really like to see the statistics for black-on-black before I can draw any conclusions here.

I believe there is a semi-pro team that also utilizes the brown and orange combination.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

Yeah no. I hate the Yankees, but you can't script that play. There is WAY too much random variance in baseball.

Unwritten rule of baseball rule #142; when you're gonna retire and its your last home game, they coordinate a walk off. Stickball needs some good story lines bro. Don't take this from them.

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

It's too bad for Andrew McCutchen that he has to play in the same league as Jesus Christ himself. It also sucks for me as a Giants fan and a Catholic that Clayton Kershaw is Jesus Christ himself.

So this is what it's like when a story has no hero in it

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

[Wes Welker would pay for recreational drugs, such as speed, with pounds instead of dollars, if he were in London.]

Through the uprights. +1

Even Steve McNair had to give you a +1 on that.

After review, OP utilized a valid play on words without being in questionable or poor taste.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Maybe the wife had just been born in the last hundred years.

Look at the way he takes off from the front outside edge with his arms high, and lands smoothly after a counter-clockwise rotation on the opposite foot, while simultaneously destroying the catcher's groinal region. This is a perfectly executed Single Nutz, and I can watch it over and over again.

This is exactly why they need to start having weight classes in Sumo.

If you live in New Mexico, it doesn't do anything. It's just for decoration.