Some said that the new Kinja wouldn't change the quality of the puns around here, but I think it's made a vas deferens.

Apologies... WORST than this.

And?

Farther than chris kluwe

If Austria wants to maintain its composer, it should make a Liszt.

Bronze being rare in Switzerland because they have only Nazi gold.

If that baby came to the park in that hot yellow mustang, whose stroller is that?

I misread your username as "Natural Tits Best".

Sorry Kev, "Motherfucking" is already taken.

Given how much time they devote to yelling and throwing rocks, you'd think that Palestine would have a world-class curling team.

Thought Napoleon was a bit tame, eh?

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

The highlight of the video, of course, was Baron's choice to sport an Arsenal jacket, adding him to the elite fraternity of men in Arsenal gear who haven't won a championship in eight years.

Thanks, Deadspin. It's been a while since I got to see two girls finish at the same time for free online.

Sorry you misunderstood what I was getting at, I should have been clearer. Radiation from a nuclear weapon is bad and it will kill or seriously injure you.

Model Predicts That The U.S. Is Going to Dominate Sochi

They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

She must have been found being gay. Luckily, the jails in Sochi aren't done yet either.