Note to self: When visiting Russia, never order "Contacts in the ass."

I think they should get an EK civic hatch. It's practical, reliable, and gets great mpg. Sad to see that he lost his car though. At least everyone's ok.

But that's a f—

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

Never Forget....

Or a pterodactyl having an orgasm.

actually, you pretty much got it then.

Canada is not suspected at all...that's just what we want you to think.

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

Ewe bastard

Clearly he had his dial set to fail

Battier: I’m thinking we go with a 90’s boy band hit.

I am literally — no exaggeration — rolling on the floor laughing right now!

It's an artifact of the GIF.

psst… i think he's talking about brown people.

The real excitement is in having KJ and Hondo back under the same roof.

"Yeah, you always have to cut a cheque that's ten times bigger when they start making noise."

Ejaculation Commander is my new band name, so thank you for that.

oh god stop why would you do that