Always decency truthers

No one is buying you trying to reframe this as path-versus-trail semantical hocus pocus.

This is an insane take. If I climb 4000 feet on a well-marked trail, I’ll be god-damned if I didn’t just go on a hike.

Which two Deadspin staffers genuinely despise each other most?

Is Drew’s book any good?

What is your favorite thing that Patrick and Giri have revealed themselves to be too young to know about?

Counterpoint: This is trash behavior conducted by dumpster people who don’t deserve the friendship of others.

Nick Calathes makes Chris Kaman look like Chandler Parsons.

Like Santa the week he took over the shop after his dad retired.

Yeah my feelings about Dilbert are a watered down version of those about Cosby or Woody Allen. I collected the compilation books as a kid and some of them are truly hysterical. But Scott Adams is a grade-A sewer person in real life. Also reading Dilbert implanted the idea at a young age that I never wanted to work at…

“Ohh, you want everything to be out-of-doors”

What exactly is implied with the “Chris fucking Bosh” tone?

“Beauty Slain?” How ‘bout “Body Found?”

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As an academic, this hits close to home.

We trust you will give serious consideration to a career in professional baseball.

so clear

So ironic that the first ever unanimous MVP would be considered the face of his organization.

Well the life support machine called...!