And for the love of god don't pick it up by the razor wire on the backside.

“The eye test says they’re the same size!”

I get the ironic tone here, but for real this NEEDS to be a regular feature.

If the Warriors lose, does that guarantee a Trump presidency?

Wolfram alpha has been able to do this for a long time.

To be fair, with Gronk it’s typically due to a torn ligament.

He knows MJ and Shaq weren’t eligible to steal votes from Curry this year, right?

Only a matter of time before they ditch Springfield for Albuquerque.

Jesus, how does Marc Summers sleep at night?

I’m interested in the fan restraining Adams from the sideline. Is there something the refs could call there had they noticed it?

This non-obviously talented team made the WCF last year with the exact same roster.

That’s a fair point. I’d argue it’s more than compensated for by the factors above, but it’s interesting to think about.

Ethan Strauss talks about this a lot. We can’t ever have these teams play each other but logically why on earth would you expect talent to go down when the game’s popularity and therefore potential talent pool, not to mention quality of training and conditioning, have all increased dramatically?

The takes we will have to endure if Curry ends up out for the playoffs are too horrible to think about.

This season has felt so funny because I still am a huge fan of my team, but I have been utterly and shamelessly cheating on them all season. I watched far more Warriors games, and when they played each other I felt conflicted, especially at the very end of the season when I had unconsciously decided that I wanted to…

Klay Thompson’s absurdity this season gets lost as well, fairly enough because Steph broke his own single season 3s record by 40%.

Warriors not losing to any team twice was a first-timer also.

It’s funny how it’s somewhat of a conflict of interest at this point to have Kerr making the final decision on resting players.

Fun fact: He previously worked as Barkley’s swing coach.