That story was living in my soul and I needed to cut it out.

I’m so sorry.

I just recently listened to an episode of “The Memory Palace” chronicling stories of people being buried alive. A woman died and her family sealed her body in the family crypt. 10 years later when her brother died, they opened the crypt and found her skeleton near the door.

Please clap.

One of my favorite Bill Murray stories is about how he did Garfield because he mistakenly thought it was a Coen brothers movie when it was pitched to him.

hush

“playoff debutante”

Beast Ode

why

You think that piece was bad? You should hear about the policies this Swift guy is proposing to solve world hunger.

The problem is less that your opinion is bad and more that you felt the need to share it.

I got married 6 days ago and haven’t screwed it up yet. Any advice to keep this hot streak going?

Percentage-wise, how much worse am I going to feel about the state of the country between now and election day?

Does Drew know what “oblivious” means?

holy shit

My wedding is in one week. Do you have any advice?

Jesus, Ashley, what has all this done to you at this point?

Big if true

This actually depends highly on brand. I have found it to be true for some, false for others. Now everyone can be right. (Also wrong)

I don’t know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won!