My student activity fee is $2400 per year. The biggest college expenses I have are:

At least he’s smart enough to not pull over and get a DUI. As soon as you pull over, THAT’S when you day goes to hell.

Or hand cuff him to something and he’s cured instantly.

Exactly. Want to see an alcoholic quit? Just give me some hand cuffs.

OMG who gives a shit. He’s a drunk. Not a very high funtionion one either. He doesn’t have a disease, he’s an addict to a drug that we don’t refer to as a drug, so it’s referred to as“Drugs and Alcohol”.

Are you drunk now? If not, go have a drink and calm down.

LOL on your mom’s comment. The understatement version that’s delivered flatly in my head is great. I’d be really uncomfortable if that were me.

Maybe he works at one of the ISIS head quarters or satellite offices.

Prior to that point in time, our contiguous presence in Iraq cost us according to the DOD, $3-6 Trillion dollars. Quite a variance right? No problem for the government because Americans understand math and large numbers to be hard and boring. The DOD is told by the GAO to get their accounting shit straight and get…

So to you Iraq is “The West”?

I know I should LOL, but I’ve been up way too long and was checking dead spin so I’m a little over tired, but this really made me and my roommate laugh.

My buddies mom wouldn’t talk to him for a week. After a week, he didn’t talk to her for a week. Game on! Man was she pissed.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

WTF High school is so stupid sometimes. No wonder someone loses it with a gun every once in a while. The stuff in this comment section should never happen.

I have extended family in Utica, NY that planted themselves there over 100 years ago. The mafia is still a big influence, they’re just back ground noise now compared to mexican, columbian etc gangs and the daily/weekly extreme stories like San Bernardino, Paris,

Gotta love dads with crazy punishments. My dad was going to ground me for the whole summer until mom stepped in and pretty much said that’s insane and mean.

Just a few months ago. First weekend in June 2015. My parents were leaving Friday late afternoon/early evening to go for a weekend anniversary overnight trip.

I was too young to see it when it came out, so I waited to see it at my friend’s house with a couple of other guys after his brother lent us the DVD.

That’s not great, but hopefully it was just you and your dad that were there. If you mom was in the room when you were trying to figure it out, I’d rather be doing just about anything else. Cut the lawn, clean my room etc.

My parents had that on Netflix one night (why?) when I got home and they were just starting so they went back the couple of minutes I’d missed. The opening scene was people having sex and I’m like, “Okay! I’m outta here!”