Plus you’re butt is exposed. How much sand does it take to stop a bullet? Anyone know?

Great, we’re up to one mass shooting a day and next year is a leap year.

Life can be difficult, most young couples don’t get much vacation and don’t have much free time. Life is short, time flies. It’s our free time, so I don’t know why people put themselves through so much hassle. Is the hassle part of the tradition? I hope not. People should do what they want.