How would they sell those liberal arts degrees then??

OMG who gives a shit. He’s a drunk. Not a very high funtionion one either. He doesn’t have a disease, he’s an addict to a drug that we don’t refer to as a drug, so it’s referred to as“Drugs and Alcohol”.

Steve wakes up and thinks “hmm I don’t want this cancer anymore” to bad for Steve he doesn’t get to choose if he has cancer or not.

No, where did you get that idea?

Same deal with me, except with mouse balls. Mainly just to get the teacher to say “mouse balls”.

it wasn’t my first incident.