The thing I always remember about Cheerios is that the Berry and Fruity flavors give my child horrible diarrhea. The other flavors are fine, and nothing else has ever given her the runs. But those two flavors ... oy.

Die mad.

Translation: Nunes desperately covets trump nudes for his own personal spank bank. Bonus points if said nudes also feature a cow who is not Melania.

A-fricken-men. Things do not go well for people who try to order for me.

Looking at that picture (and trying not to vomit in my mouth), I can only surmise that she’s thanking him for having tiny hands, otherwise last night’s fisting would have hurt.

Yup. The spitting image of her father and her pre-surgery mother. 

We haven’t had any good news or reason to celebrate for a long time. So let us have this one happy moment instead of shitting on it, okay?

I love this picture of donnyjr. It looks like he has Hepatitis and full-blown AIDS. And the feckless cunt looks she’s suppressing diarrhea.

I figured he’d go for chocolate, but I guess he’s even a racist when it comes to ... ice cream.

I’m not saying we should spam her DMs with dick pics, but we should totally do that.

I’d just send him a picture of himself. 

Like her husband, they don’t work.

Can you imagine what kind of evil, soulless cunt she is?

Look at Miller, giving his fleshlight a name like it’s a real person. Awww.

trump is living proof you can get knocked up from anal.

FUPA and camel toe!

Same, although not on page 6. It wasn’t corrected until the mass market paperback came out.

On which planet did FO4 fail? It was awesome. It still is.

I am so sorry that happened to you. :(

Who dresses that feckless cunt?