Oh, Vanky, we haven’t even STARTED harassing you yet. 

I want to play. I really do. But I’m out until I can solo most of the content. I don’t enjoy having to team up with other players or have them act like dicks, trying to get me to shoot at them first so they can kill me.

You’re not my real dad! You can’t tell me what to do!

I got that, too. Super effing annoying.

Sure thing, ya big Karen.

Why are we not lambasting these two obese white republican males for wearing blackface and drag?

You won’t see him again until the 12th.

This game is dead to me. I just realized as the second player, the one who didn’t establish the island, I don’t get to do anything more than collect/sell/craft. Only the first player gets to build the museum and all the other cool stuff.

Planet Coaster isn’t on PS4. I’ve been waiting ...

Cheddar Hitler could rape a white baby while kicking a puppy and his deplorables would cheer him on.

We need to let people have nice things, and this was very nice thing. It wasn’t just some random public proposal. The man clearly put a lot of thought and effort into it. Effort and thought are where it’s at.

No one cares what that wonky-eyed, lying, redneck skank thinks about anything.

I have a snack pantry at work. Okay, so it’s my regular pantry because I work from home. But still. Snacks. Lots of snacks.

Exactly. I’m horribly allergic to dairy products. Almond milk means I can enjoy a cup of coffee or eat a piece of cornbread or cake with my family without having an asthma attack. 

I don’t get it. He always looks like a scrawny little pipsqueak to me.

Same! I make my own pita and eat them still warm.

Is it okay if I sit in a corner with a tub of this and a stack of pita bread?

No worries. I’ll spend my money on games by developers who acknowledge that 50% of the world and a heck of a lot of gamers are girls and women. We make our own money now; we can do that.

Coffee is an excellent bronchodilator, for sure! It’s closely related to theophylline, which used to be a popular asthma treatment.

Hold your flat iron upright and wrap your hair around it for a few seconds, then slide the flat iron out. I figured it out after watching tutorials on YouTube.