Vanky-poo is almost 40, so she’s past her fuck-by-daddy date. No wonder she’s losing popularity.

Duh. Like we didn’t already know.

Same. 95% of my feed is cats.

Tall or not, he always looks miserable.

I never pirate books.

Holy shit! :(

He looks like something you’d see lurking around public restrooms, trying to bum a cigarette and molest kids.

Is anyone else relieved he’s filing a frivolous lawsuit instead of shooting up a Popeyes, or is it just me?

Putin. Putin adores access to 45.

She resembles that other feckless cunt, the one who was pretend-fucking the wife beater while she was bobbing on the tiny cheeto knob.

He can just go fuck himself and shove that apology up his pee-hole, sideways.

I would love to have a lead pipe and about five minutes alone with him in a dark alley.

Boohoo, you toxic republican twat.

I detest Melanoma, but I adore this picture. Everything about it is perfection, including trump’s little sulk.

His supporters ... and his chinless crotch fruit.

Seriously, this. He’s just another sad, pathetic attention seeker.

Nah, that feckless cunt is too old for him now. She’s 37.

I hate his stupid face. 

My “secret” ingredient for crispy chicken skin is baking powder. I first read about it here:

I have a friend who does this.