She should decorate with something that reflects who she is, like dollar bills and dicks.

This. A thousand times this.

I’m crossing my fingers, too. 

Of course they will. They never fail to order the shit sandwich. Sure, they complain when their order comes, but that never stops them from ordering the same shit sandwich next time.

You only have to sell, like, two books to get that ranking at Amazon.

Thanks for enlightening me ... I think.

Poosh? Really? No—REALLY?

Slightly off topic, but wouldn’t it be delightfully hilarious if the Kardashian/Jenner gang all woke up one morning with their original parts?

So how many small boys do we think ol’ Aunt Pittypat has boned? More or fewer than the whole Catholic Church combined?

He’s a fucking creep and a dork. I can’t believe anyone has ever let him into their vagina on purpose.

Maybe! 

OMG! I need to try this. I can’t get enough of sweet-salty combinations.

Regenerate.

I wonder how many snuff flicks this lowlife child rapist has financed and filmed for himself and other wealthy scumbags?

Dude, it’s 2019, you don’t have to live in a closet. Dick is awesome. It’s okay to love it.

Oh wow, I’d forgotten he existed.

Thanks! I agree that it’s intrusive and nobody’s business, but for some reason I thought he was already out.

Serious question: Isn’t he gay? Or am I thinking about another, equally interchangeable young pop singer?

Ten bucks says his next new low will be Trump Concentration Camps for homeless folks.

Fuck, I hate that guy. He’s poo.