I just want her to wake up one morning with her original face. 

She has no neck and he has no chin.

Epstein needs to die screaming in a fire. Or die in prison, choking on cockroaches and shit.

His head freaks me the hell out. 

From the after pictures I’d guess she got her boobs redone to keep that fat piece of shit she married happy.

Yes, this. 

Same. They always look genuinely in love, to me.

This is the only correct answer.

Right? I would not be the teensiest bit surprised if that were the case.

How would we tell the difference? They’re both wannabe penises.

Yup. It’s the coldest, cruelest thing I’ve ever heard another human say. They genuinely *want* others to be hurt. Damn. They are monsters.

I like it because we can see less Ted now. 

It’s always some loser with a face like a squashed banana peel.

Love the sentiment, but can we really call him a man? Teeny weenie-haver, maybe. But not a man.

OMG, he is truly pathetic.

Fallout 76.

I’m really enjoying it. So ...

Gift cards are my worst gifts, too. If you don’t know me well enough to choose something I’ll like, then you don’t know me well enough to buy me a present anyway.

Stale pee, old man smell, and canned “cheese”.

Same. It’s a shitload of fun, tbh. Especially for people like me who dig the exploration aspect.