Funny? Nope. It’s cruel, rude, and mean. To Lea Michele and to the genuinely illiterate.

Her face reminds me of a mudslide.

OMG, you guys, I can’t wait to miss this!

I wish she’d stick to fucking her dad.

Sadly, the trump-suckers I’ve seen are all LOLing because “trump just saved the taxpayers by firing that dude—hurr durr.”

As mother to a daughter, too ... I understand. I feel very much the same way.

“Mute” point always makes me want to throat-punch the person using it because it doesn’t make any sense. It’s like “could care less.” Oh, you could care less? GO AHEAD AND CARE LESS THEN.

I am as straight as a straight woman gets, and I would totally pick Janelle Monae over Usher, for sure.

He lost all that weight but he’ll always be a big fat zero.

Jackie Brown is by far my favorite Tarantino movie. It’s vastly underrated.

For trump’s loser supporters, being a raging racist asshole is a feature not a bug.

Except Hope Hicks. I hear she’s been penetrated a bunch with a cheeto.

Like Cheeto Benito, the only good thing she will ever do is (eventually) die.

The majority of us did not vote for Cheeto Hitler. The majority of voters (more than 3 million) voted for Clinton. The majority of us are decent people who support these brave young people 100%.

He’s real thirsty for a glass of ice water right now, I bet.

If you want to wear tights, wear tights. If you don’t want to wear tights, don’t.

Please, please, please, somebody punch him in the dick.

She needs to—how you say?—go fuck herself with the broomstick she rode in on. Sideways.

Hey, misogynists and dirt bags, hope you saved up for a rainy day because it’s about to start pouring.

Eeek! I can’t wait. Season 1 was amazeballs.