I, too, was playing Skyrim. So much better than the SOTU.

Truly. I always feel like trump is one rage-fueled tweet away from dropping the “N” word.

5:04: “FLY AWAY!”

I’ve been there, too. You will be okay, I promise.

As as aside, Sharon Stone looks AMAZING. If she’s had any work done, her surgeon is a genius.

Aww, look, it’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Marzipan comments are my favorite comments! Give her a big hug for me.

Same! I love Marzipan posts. They are everything right now.

I adore that picture of him sitting there with all his no-friends. It sums up his life perfectly.

Pretty much everyone I know wishes he’d drop dead from natural causes, as soon as humanly possible.

Yep. I was a people person until I became a mom. Now I crave solitude and quiet. I feel crazy when I can’t be alone in my own head for more than five consecutive seconds.

OMG, you are singing my song.

Take this star for laughing in Spanish. You made me laugh out loud for realsies. Sadly, I only laughed in English.

Wow. Meghan’s half sister is so needy and attention seeking that I almost mistook her for a trump.

I know I feel utterly exhausted from the daily (sometimes even hourly) trump train wreck. And out and about, people I talk to have been shaking their heads, talking about how 2017 was the longest year in history.

*Projectile vomits uncontrollably*

Oooh ... I *adore* unhappy Evangelicals!

Dear Santa, please make all these republican assholes, especially trump, drop dead from natural causes while publicly crapping their pants.

No, no, the Little Drummer Boy is the worst. I hate that one so much that I sing “Up-a your bum” no matter where I am when it’s playing (except my kid’s school, natch).

Ugh.