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Guys, it’s clearly the head of dick.

Sellers of private planes and multi-million dollar real estate, have web sites. And PR. Nobody in business doesn’t need PR.

Opposite for me - I used to only think about throwing 20 dollars + more in popcorn if it was a *huge* movie - perhaps twice a year if that - otherwise I’d rather watch it where I can pause to pee if needed.

Getting rejected from my top choice school was the best thing that happened to me. I ended up getting into the school next door that allowed me to take classes there anyway, and I loved the place I went so much more. Plus, because their close relationship, they didn’t allow transfers between the schools, so I would

No matter what Jon Stewart says I like their sandwiches.

Hey, Trump, thanks for rocketing Toronto to near the top of the list for the new amazon HQ because that is what you just did.

Offhand, that’s the response of a bully that expected to be high-roaded, and was instead punched in the nose. Hence the highly-visible attempt to go “let’s all be above-board and high-minded here.”

It’s not Holy Week; it’s the threat of advertisers ditching her dumb ass. That’s how O’Reilly’s downfall started.

I like the curly fries.

TripAdvisor has also announced they are pulling their advertising.

Rocket Mortgage can keep supporting her. The people who watch that show deserve their “FAIR” rates.

David Hogg........take a gap year tbh.

Since when do we have a 5.0 scale? That is actually my question....as far as I know its a 4.0 scale. A quick google search takes me to collegeboard.com which says our colleges report on a 4.0 scale

This is a great question

Isn’t a 4.1 GPA an amazing thing? Or have GPAs changed since I was in HS?

Big dorks unite!

Fuck you, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, fuck your boss, fuck that wonky eye of yours, fuck your slewfoot daddy who cursed you with his face, fuck Ben Carson, fuck Mike Pence and Mother, fuck alla yall.

‘Look here, young man, you’re trying to anticipate what I’m going to say, and you haven’t the brains enough to do it.

Also- keep in mind that the standard engine in the Forester does not feel slow at all. I don’t know if it’s lower gear ratio or better transmission tuning or what, but the standard Forester scoots off the line with no problem at all (whereas the Outback feels sluggish off the line). I never drove this generation of

“Look here, young man, you’re trying to anticipate what I’m going to say, and you haven’t the brains enough to do it.”