I care not a whit that he tried this or for whatever reason he or anyone else tries this.

Pence seems less likely to get us inadvertently nuked between now and January 2021.

This man’s ego will never let him resign. Resignation would be the equivalent of defeat and showing weakness. No we are stuck with this fat fuck for the foreseeable future.

He wouldn’t lead us into nuclear war, though. I can fight against The Handmaid’s Tale but there’s no un-pushing the red button.

NYT says 14 witnesses called in court. So, one of these publications is wrong, Derogotis recalls incorrectly, or one article is referencing everyone who made a statement to Police, vs those called in court.

How does that help? Fuck that, Mike Pence is complicit in all of this shit, he hasn’t batted an eye at say... installing a National Security Advisory in the pay of the fucking russian government. Plus he’s a religious nut who calls his wife mother. And he seems superficially innocuous enough not to set off a daily…

And some 40 people testified that it was her?

I wasn’t going to say anything but I see the greys are already talking about 14 being the age of consent in other countries. If you really believe this then you are just as sick as this dude. 14 is still a fucking child. Period. His ass needs to be in prison and we need to stop supporting him and stations that still…

I like the idea that Beyonce is straight up telling Tiffany, “It’s a go on adding the ‘bitch is on drugs’ part.” Because y’all KNOW that’s why that part got added to the story, post “hang-with-the-queen-sign-a-nda”. Tiffany is not only repeating the story but adding EXTRA tea by quoting Bey. Meanwhile, Beyonce is…

Something tells me that this would not have gotten out without Bey’s approval. Like “Becky with the good hair,” it’s her way of calling out someone but leaving no fingerprints. I’m sure Tiffany had approval...

Well, in fairness, at the same age, George Clooney wasn’t a George Clooney-esque film star. At this point in his career, his biggest movies were Batman & Robin and The Peacemaker. (Granted, he was about to make Out of Sight, Three Kings, and O Brother, so better get a move on, Krasinksi...)

That is wrong on every possible level.

Ellie Kemper is generally recognized as the best thing about the later seasons aside from when she was getting dragged down bytheir disastrous choices with Ed Helms.

It only took a couple of episodes to show us that Dwight had been softened by having a family, there’s nowhere left…

I’d like to hear what Pence thinks about Trump humping Stormy Daniels bareback while he was married to the mother of his child.

If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”

Suri got so much more media attention that his Scientology overlords TOLD him to drop it; they don’t need the publicity.

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Usually stuff like this makes me roll my eyes, but she is just so horrible and undeserving of any response greater than online mockery. And “Same phone who dis?” is a solid burn.

You would think she would have quietly gone away, after ranting about the evils of Obamacare. Only then to admit she is on her parents insurance because of Obamacare.

Okay, it’s most probably the former, but I don’t know how she can call herself that and not give us some sweet robot dinosaur toys.

Is it bad that I pronounce it TIMMY! like from South Park?