Has anyone figured out a solid method to read all the comments and keep track of where you are? Every year I get sucked into this and then spend days trying to filter and find my spot to read more. 

I just hope I can buy a share or two before the stock climbs back up. Thanks for the discount, Trump!

I love this so much. It takes so much balls to do that. There are some people I would love to say that to. Particularly one of the men I work with. But I think that would reflect poorly on me and have a negative impact on my career.

Yes. He looks like someone I would normally be attracted to and want to snuggle with and yet... I don’t. It’s confusing. I also think Emily Blunt is amazing and wonderful. I’d like to think she’s a smart lady and a good person, but I don’t actually know much about her. But, for some reason, the fact that she married…

bye Talicia?

99% of the time, I agree with you. But Tome is so vapid, racist and obnoxious, I’m totally down for this. She has too big of an audience to ignore, but is too stupid to engage in actual conversation. I think calling her Tammy is just the right level of response for her.

I think he meant Tahini.

Unlimited mulligans, it would seem.

I think he is that brainwashed, and I think he thought he was doing something good for his kids by destroying their relationship with Nicole. I think he thought that she was dangerous to them. He’s wrong, obviously, and the fact that he seems to have given up on Suri makes me question what kind of person he is. But,…

I absolutely think Tom Cruise is a class-A Knucklehead. I would not be surprised at all if he thinks all the negative stuff about Scientology is lies made up by Suppressive Persons. I also would not be surprised if he genuinely does not know what goes on in most levels of Scientology. I think he only interacts with…

I nom on my own kids. But, like, I pretend to eat their sweet, soft, chubby cheeks. I don’t actually gnaw on them. And I have never nommed on a fellow adult.

His whole life was spent in jail. They stole his prime years. No amount of money can make up for that. I’m glad he’s out but... I don’t know how he can live the rest of his life without an immense amount of pain and resentment. I don’t know what I would do in his shoes.

That’s funny, because I saw the image for this article and went “that kid from Head of the Class did other stuff?”

I wouldn’t describe myself as intense, but I will eat until I physically cannot. I don’t even like to feel that way, I just like the feeling of eating.

We had a complete set of encyclopedias from 1980 in my house. It is how I wrote most of my papers in middle school. :)

Huh. I thought millennials were either 1979-1999 or 1980-2000.

If another tow truck company came to get it out of the middle of the road, why is it still on its side? Or, why was it moved to the side of the road on its side? Couldn’t they have moved it so that it was safe and on all four wheels?

It reminds me very much of people protesting allowing transgender people to use the restroom of their choice. “But we have to protect our WOMEN!” Yes, because right now, no rapist will go into the women’s restroom because it’s illegal. That’s definitely what is preventing rapes. Rapists wouldn’t break the law by going…

My parents are boomers. My oldest sibling is Gen X, I’m “xennial” (eyeroll) and my youngest sibling is an old millennial.

This is the comment I was referring to: https://gizmodo.com/1823993135