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So I’m a dude, and a couple years back I went on a Tinder date with a woman who had just joined the app. She seemed normal at first, but after talking for an hour or two in person she started to give off that vibe that some isolated homeschooled kids have (not that it’s a bad thing), but basically like they haven’t

Posted this last year way too late and it got lost:

When I was fourteen, I had a super creepy dream. In the dream, I was walking down the upstairs hallway of my house heading towards my bedroom. It was dark. In my mind I just kept having this sense of dread and death. As I entered my room, I saw uncovered feet at the end of my bed, which I thought was odd because I

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Has anyone compiled a Google Doc of all of this years’ submitted stories? I’ve tried to read them all, but keep getting lost after the page reloads...

The only word that really got messed up was “wat” should have been “ way” which I feel should be fairly obvious but it was obviously a bit too difficult for you.

After, so as not to cloud the midterms (you know how precious the justice department and FBI treat the election cycle, they wouldn’t want to interfere or cause any last minute issues that might cause one suitable candidate the job of president and instead hand it to a useless troll who’s ego is only outsized by his

+1 for the explosive diarrhea. Also, my first thought was this poor woman was probably going fucking through it dealing with her miscarriage then had to deal with this sanctimonious turd. Honestly, if she burned the place down and I was on the jury, I’d acquit. Also congrats on your impending behbeh hope all goes well!

I’m in my 12th week of a thankfully successful pregnancy so far. We had to go through hell and back with IVF to get here and I’ve been a ball of nerves and anxiety until my ultrasound today. If god forbid, I had lost the baby, and I had to deal with this fuckstick on top of an already devastating miscarriage, I would

I really wish there were a way to measure how many people went from “not planning to vote in the 2018 midterms” to “planning to vote in the 2018 midterms” and when/how that shift occurred. I just wonder how many people read this particular post and it puts them over the edge, like okay NOW I’m definitely gonna vote.

It’s really disgusting what they are doing to women.  If she had gotten an infection or worse, lawsuit.  If she died as a result of the infection, her family has a lawsuit.  That’s what we’ve become.  

Misoprostol is also used for other indications asshole BUT it doesn’t matter, the nerve to call her, make that statement and, then hold her prescription hostage.Real Christian of him.

He just should shut up and give it to her, explain side effects and how to take it, without asking what is she taking it for. Sometimes RPh can ask if patient knows what they are taking it for, but without asking for specifics.

“I’m sorry, I’m not going to refill your glaucoma meds because I believe that life should be LIVED, not just seen

You know what you're not, Mr Pharmacist? A doctor. You are not qualified to determine if a fetus is dead, or decide what drugs someone should or should not take and why. You can warn about contraindications, advise about side effects and similar, but if someone who actually went to medical school says the fetus is

WTF. This makes me so, so angry. If you cannot do your job because you have decided to make up rules about what women can do with their bodies based on some old myths, you don’t get to have that job.

I got a small tub of their water cream (can’t remeber name, it’s bright blue) in my Sephora Play box and loved it. If it wasn’t $65 for a tub I have to dip my grimy fingers in, I’d have bought it on the spot. I wish they’d put it in the same dispenser they use for Good Genes - that thing is pretty AND functional.

Yup. Every single sample I have ever gotten from their line makes me think, “This is fantastic. I’m a grown-ass woman and I will buy this to use all the ti- oh, fck? It costs $180? I’m not that grown-ass yet.”

There are a lot of reasons for doing that, including the fact that competitors will often post negative reviews of products to swing opinion.

Whatever they did, no way are they the only brand to have done it. I have long assumed online reviews are somewhat corrupted. There’s even a site to run Amazon reviews through (or at least that’s how my husband uses it) to rate how “authentic” they seem.