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Dude. That’s, like, the whole point of the books.

The green fairy is totally a Death Eater.

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Miss. Them. So. Much. Every. Single. Day.

“That’s when I made the decision to let him continue leaping through time… he realized that he could have leaped home anytime, if that’s what he truly wanted.”

So I’m *not* the only one who was taught to do the fork/knife thing when I was done eating! I was starting to think I’d hallucinated the whole thing; no one else ever does it.

I usually agree and appreciate the advice in this column. Good stuff.

It makes me wonder whether she was molested as a child. I dislike her profoundly and don’t want to excuse her in any way. But normalizing and dismissing the seriousness of abuse is one (dysfunctional) way victims cope.

i could have sworn there was an article on maybe the main channel maybe 2 years ago of a person who had to deal with a table of 10 to 15 people and was grateful that the whole table collected their plates and silverware when they left to put in one spot on the table... is there a threshold where it’s okay?

Any parent who continues a relationship with the person who molested one of their children should have all of their children removed from their care. How horrific. That man is most likely touching her other children, as well as whatever kids he can get his hands on. Molesters don’t just do it once, to one child. This

fuck “class”. she’s trying to make real change in the industry. expecting women to be “classy” while they work hard at things is just another way of policing them.

A lot of chain restaurants give you a shit ton of plates, though, and a itty bitty table for multiple people. One time I ordered an entree that arrived on three separate dishes and when I asked for a side of some kind of dressing, that came on yet ANOTHER plate. I genuinely thought stacking was helpful, so it’s good

This...is kind of a bummer. I really thought I was doing a very small thing to help out, and all this time I’ve been making their job more difficult...

Poor Melania my a&$. Ole girl done had an East European side piece for years.

Alternate possibility: she has dumb, rich parents who are paying out-of-state rates to send her to what is not an especially prestigious university, and isn’t even all that close to either a beach or a ski slope.

Bullshit. Of course they are going to say hes fine. We all know hes not, mentally and physically, but its a national security issue to say otherwise publicly. Hes a 71 year old man that eats like hes in his 20's. Hes obviously overweight and his old man on the front lawn rambling interviews tell us all we need to

This is almost as amazing as those 90 year olds who smoke 2 packs a day and have never gotten cancer or any major health problems, shit just ain’t fair.

the president who weighed in around 239-pounds is in excellent health.

knowing that the president’s food pyramid has KFC in its top slot

Once again, Nabisco’s promotional department misses the mark.