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Awww, shit. I really liked The Cranberries growing up, and had a bit of a crush on her. One of the defining 90's bands. 46 is so young... RIP

While I do think that gut flora has a lot to do with health, I have trouble thinking they will get a good result from the sampling when they included no women in the study. I know its hard to imagine, but, we poop too.

I love how she also refers to Markle as a “dumb little actress nobody’s heard of”.

It’s weird. Like people *have* to know. I mean what does it matter that I’m one type of Asian over another. Then they inevitably mention how much they like Korean food and hey I knew a cool Korean dude in high school. Like, cool? We’re in LA, of course, you’ve met a Korean person.

Me too. I thought she was like...Italian. Or Middle-Eastern. I didn’t really think about it until I read about the racist jewelry incident.

It is a distinctly colonial term that has no actual relevance as there are not different races of people only different ethnicities and cultures.

I like the way this person has communicated their feelings

i legitimately and literally learned that megan markle is a person of color on jez/theroot.

“She’s a ‘gender equality t***. She’s obsessed with race”.

Kinda surprised, but not really. Its sad though considering how much he has siphoned off our music. I still dont get why he has been hailed as one of if not the best guitarist of all time and a guitar god. I can name at least 5 guitarists (mainly jazz) that are better than him.

Also the world’s most overrated musician (yep, ahead of Eminem). Literally every bland suburban dad with a reverb amp in his garage can play the entire Clapton songbook; it’s probably why they love him so much.

I could make many worse choices than marrying the entire Satanic Temple, is the thing

Know the best part of dead baby jokes? ............

They aren’t really “trolls”, are they? They are fighting against people using religious freedom laws to discriminate against people and create a theocracy. I think of a troll as someone who doesn’t actually have a point of view or care about an issue, but just tries to get people riled up for their own amusement.

Satanic Temple makes me happy. I love smart, clever people.

NO MORE DAY OFF SHAMING!
You earned it, you take it!
It’s not like they give the time out like it’s nothing... Wait, what do you mean Austria gets 22 vacation days and an additional 13 paid holidays?

“Ankhologists” is also pretty perfect.

Poor Tariq-ans - As a Puerto Rican, I find this HILARIOUS and I am dead.

Fuck that. I’m a proponent of reclaiming my time.

While I’m sure you are a fine, upstanding citizen, your name has obviously done a 9-year bid in prison where it converted to Islam. I bet your name wears a kufi, refers to pork as “swine” and fucks heavyset white girls on the low. I bet your real name is something like Parker Willoughby.