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Can’t help myself, as a corset maker... if the corset is properly fitted and laced, they’re wonderful. Supportive of the back, distributes the weight of the breast more onto the torso than the shoulders, promotes good posture. It’s badly made corsets/overly tight lacing that causes issues and discomfort..

The best protest would have been showing up in worn-out sweats and ponytails, without makeup or self-tanner or any of the bullshit that famous women are required to participate in if they want to be accepted. Refuse to be a sex object for them. Refuse to play by the rules of always having to be attractive.

how about you just stay home instead? wouldn’t that make a bigger impact?

Fuh real. I was pregnant in South Texas during the Zika scare so was super paranoid just walking to my car. But now it’s a distant memory and I’ve moved on to chasing my one year old around... I’m a lucky, oblivious jerk. These poor babes and their parents. I can’t imagine :(

Imagine what awards season would look like if women just didn’t go.

Minus the suffocating corsets, though. I’m all for taking up space as long as I can breathe.

I was picturing “Sophia Petrillo goes to a funeral” (add black lace mantilla for full effect)

Dolce and Gabanna has been doing that look for the last few years, though.

Hopefully, “Who are you wearing?” changes to “Who would you like to name and shame?”

You know what would be more effective then all those White celebrities wearing black designer gowns? NOT ONE WOMAN showing up at the Golden Globes. Not one—not the nominees, presenters, producers, tech people, designers. NOT ONE WOMAN. Let it be a total dickfest, to show what a real dickfest Hollywood is. I can hear

Or go full Handmaid’s Tale with long red robs and white bonnets.

Man.

Given the headlines published before and after and after and after this one, I’m just going to watch Amber Ruffin for the remainder of the year, or until I wake up screaming from this hellscape of a fever dream.

As much as I’d miss her on Late Night, the woman deserves her own show! Come4 on TBS. Wednesdays with Sam, Thursdays with Amber?

She needs her own show or something. I always enjoy seeing her segments.

I too have to deal with a Trump-Supporting Family. Two, actually (both mine and my girlfriend’s). Living in Georgia, I’ve discovered the way it works for me is to

Perhaps she feels there is still some good in him and he can be brought back to the light. I fear she is mistaken.

I get so sad when I hear about NPR folks. Like, I just expect them to be morally better.

Why the fuck does he air these texts? Is he mocking his own damn mother for being a liberal? Because as someone who’s never seen this guy outside of pictures in articles like these, that’s what it looks like.

Starbucks is generally good about that sort of thing. GENERALLY.