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I feel like people are overlooking/downplaying the whole parents shoving a camera in their distraught kids face, making them relive (or act) the trauma they experience so that video can go on SM.

Just kidding. This is actually me rn

I feel sorry for this kid that his parents are both shitbags and I hope he manages to escape their legacy and manage to grow into a decent person despite them as an anchor.

Going out on a limb here but I’m guessing that the countless old white men investigating Clinton for Benghazi weren’t saying nice things about her behind her back.

These are great men doing important work, just like 10 year-old me when I would play video games and put A-S-S as my initials when I got a high score, taking the culture back for A-S-Ses like myself.

I meant more the logistics of doing it to yourself. And doing it effectively which makes me hope it was an accident.

I think the odds that a black kid would have been exposed to the idea of hanging as a means of killing someone are higher than other kids at any given age. Just going out on a limb here and gonna say that the odds are higher than most that someone will have made sure of that for them at some point.

Is it too early to provide you with lots and lots of booze?

I sincerely appreciate that ... though now, as Managing Editor of The Glow Up, our new beauty and fashion section, am not sure I’ll have the time for any further commentary on this travesty of an election than I just made above. But when/if I do, I promise, you will find it here on The Root.

“but the group shifted hard in Democrats’ direction compared to past Alabama elections.”

I think people already know that, because it’s happened already several times. What white people from Wypipostan, as Michael hysterically put it, need to come to terms with is giving the people who’ve saved them from themselves what they’re – what we’re - due and deserve for having done so. That account’s already past

*White Alabama did not even almost do the right thing!

Damn Right

We (in Atlanta) called my brother (in Auburn) and threatened to pull his plate at Christmas breakfast and dinner if he didnt vote today. Black folks everywhere should take this win.

Now you’re just making me angry. Why the fuck would anyone boil ground beef when you can sautee it in the same amount of time and not end up with a testament to blandness?

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Is this Cathy Mitchell? Have you tried her panini recipe? I legit became a fan after seeing this:

If we women missed work every time our period cramps were excruciating none of us would have jobs

Oh, yes, you did! Did I accurately convey that I was agreeing with you?? Reading it back I am confused by my own statement because I apparently cannot English today. My bad.
STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD BABA.