I’m fully convinced that:

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

No, this born and raised Texan HATES this damn flag. I would never have one in my home or in my possession. I am actually antagonistic to the assholes with the “Heritage Not Hate” bumper stickers.

Canada agrees it’s pop. We didn’t elect that racist buffoon either so I think we might have the high ground on this one.  

Diet Coke just tastes like metal tainted water, like licking a metal coat zipper.

You don’t even need to go back that far: airlines were deregulated in 1978 in the US, and shit’s been going downhill since then. In the EU, airfares are lower and people get treated better. It’s almost like government regulations are not a universal evil...

You are probably right. But that is what kids do. If you can’t live with the norms of society, go and get a first class ticket. If not, you are stuck with “everyone else” including babies, teenagers, seniors etc.

One does not have the legal right to be ‘squeamish’ about breast feeding. A woman has the right to breast feed wherever. And the ‘squamish’ can F off. Breasts are not sexual objects.

Well, not exactly. She was asking for the consideration of being allowed a few extra minutes, promising that she would be done before the plane door closed (presumably the point at which the kid would be required to be strapped in). Then,she actually strapped the kid in - she was literally compliant.

oh I have no doubt about that. I’m not taking a flight with my kids solo to get a shining gold star for passenger of the year. I was silently cursing, sweating, and uncomfortable the whole time with anxiety and fear. I did the best I could by myself. I also understand that its no one else’s issue that I was flying…

I can assure you that no one traveling with an infant wants to do this.

Can we PLEASE talk more about the camera angle? Why is this happening? I don’t get it, but I LOVE it! I love that I’m now BELOW her. I love that the other anchor is in the background, and we’re getting his reaction.

Same, because you know I plotted out your demise in detail...hours before I let you fucking have it.

Finally someone is seeing what I’m seeing! The camera angle is what made the entire clip yet no one is talking about it. Part of me is wondering if she asked for the camera angle because you literally never see a camera in that position on a newscast.

This comment wins the internet

When she actually said Nigger on live TV, because at that point, ain’t nobody trying catch these hands from her while she at work and censor her, I exploded.

I am always way more scared when people are quietly and slowly explaining their anger to me in measured precise language. Shouters are just for show. Quiet talkers are like Z-Bo or Matt Barnes, it’s about to get very real if you say one more thing.

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Me while watching this clapbacks;

That camera angle let me know some shit was gonna go down.