I like Jacoby personally, for a boy or girl. I'm sure the next generation of Alaskans will need discount legal services too.

Because of course she is. And of course he's a Marine vet. It will be the most Murrica wedding reception ever. Vats of ranch dressing and celebritory gunfire. Then Mama grizzly will stand up and utter disparate words for 20 minutes while burning Obama in effigy.

The man was a hero under enemy fire and this is how we reward him, making Sarah Palin his mother-in-law? Has he not suffered enough?

Shiny

Imma stop you right there but Kanye's North is the best North in the world.

I don't know why people don't seem to understand this, but you cannot diagnose anorexia just based on someone's appearance. Or any eating disorder for that matter.

I would love an "Antiques Roadshow" for clothes: people bring in vintage pieces, expert looks them over and explains the history of the item and then estimates what it is worth.

THEN FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!

And two words - Sweeney Todd. That 'musical' set a very low bar for cast doing their own singing. Bring back Marnie Nixon I say.

I'll grant you that the name Belle is pretty unfortunate, but she's got way more depth than most pre-2000s Disney princesses. She's smart, resourceful, opinionated, she holds her own against both Gaston and a walking talking beast man. She manages to save everyone, her dad, herself, and the Beast just by being a…

Enjoy malnutrition, Ice T.

If there is any doubt that someone is past the age of consent, don't have sex with them.

I sincerely hope you're playing Devil's Advocate because otherwise you're an idiot. No, he's not supposed to card her. He's supposed to be a 27 year-old adult who doesn't cruise a fucking playground picking up a hungry, penniless, scared, motherfucking VULNERABLE girl and then fuck her. I don't care if she's splayed…

lol@ female puberty being "invented" for men

I'm only replying to because I, too, am in the grays and thus this doesn't count as approval of your gross justification for statutory rape that I'm going to go ahead and assume you've committed.

If you pick a girl up from a playground, you should probably check for I.D

#NotAllCheeses

I hate the greek system so much it's making me re-think my love of Feta Cheese.

"He wrote how much he loves HER, he is committed to HER." My capslock isn't set to cynicism.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."