At least she didn't say "Let them read Vogue!"
I have had grown adults throw tantrums because we wouldn't take photos of them serving the homeless people, nor would we let them photograph the clients. We have a designated group of our regular volunteers who would walk through the meal line up for photographs - and even them, only their hands were photographed.…
The privilege is strong with this one
"Well, uh, this is awkward, but has Barack mentioned anything about finding a meatball sub in the oval office? Because I'd like to get it back if I could."
Which of those things is a crime punishable by death?
I done told you George that my name isn't Condi.
"Well, Mr. President I'm sorry that today isn't what you were expecting and I agree that History will almost certainly remember her as being the most important member of the Scooby Gang but Selma, sir, is the city in Alabama"
Excuse me OF COURSE YOU SWIPE RIGHT FOR TOM HANKS ON TINDER.
For some reason, the poor grammar in today's Tweet Beat is bothering me more than usual.
I have an irrationally ragey reaction when people act like there isn't a proper form for an ellipsis. It's not just a random number of periods. The number you use doesn't change the meaning of the punctuation. It's twitter, there are character limits. Do not waste your fucking characters on unnecessary periods…
I know. The logic is "we were raised that way and we turned out fine" is so flawed. Humans are resilient and usually we turn out "fine" DESPITE the ways our parents screwed up.
I am no expert, but I rely more on consequences than time outs and talking - though I also do time outs and talking, and during the freak out years, I did time ins as well. But nothing works better than "You did this*, you lose this thing for this time"
He should take styling tips from her because she's better at it =/
LEAVE DUCKY OUT OF THIS
I guess cell phones aren't the only thing Chris Brown steals.
Some members of PETA dressed up as members of the KKK several years ago. Recently they compared the American Kennel Club to the KKK. They have also compared eating meat to the holocaust. PETA is just, ugh.
Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I'm pretty proud of that.
Speaking of Kanye and Draco Malfoy
Dollar store Lenny Kravitz