Cumberbatch for Lumiere?
NEVER FORGET.
Not to mention, it's completely overwhelming and distressing being told at 18 that you need to decide what you want to do for the rest of your life.
Fuck kale. I refuse to star this comment because seriously FUCK KALE.
but some people do take a break from morals. It's due to the isolated conference atmosphere. If it were a conference of doctors or teachers I think the same things would happen.
"I accidentally ate a couple Chick-fil-A nuggets too fast, so out they came while Vice President Cheney did the gentlemanly thing and pretended not to notice. It was embarrassing and a waste of Chick-fil-A, a true low point in my life."
I can't stand Cher's all-caps-and-emoji Twitter feed, but I'm totally hashtag team Cher on this one. Wear those fishnets, lady. Or don't. They are your legs and you can dress them as you damn well choose.
CAN'T WE JUDGE PEOPLE ON INNER BEAUTY, DAMMIT? BECAUSE MY INSIDES ARE GORGEOUS!
Am going to make my photos look worse so that folks are more impressed by me when we meet in person. Also going to say I'm older than I actually am.
Going to give my husband a meaningful look at this clip right now. He's a diehard fan. Of the Simpsons, not you lesbian shitasses, you know who I'm talking about.
God Dammit, who the hell spilled about the creamed corn????
"respects women to much to subject them to me" I'll have to remember that line the next time someone asks why I'm still single.
As someone who works in museum development, I would be thrilled if a cat left us all their money.
Thank God they used the pre Kinja layout so we could see all the other headlines.
(nods)
Fuck him and that asinine photo.
So which Horseman of the Apocalypse are we at now? 'Cause this pix definitely makes me hear hooves...
I wish I had the words and nuanced knowledge to properly articulate my rage over that photo. So I guess I'll go with "Fuck that photo."