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I saw plenty of shit on Facebook yesterday. Super gross.

Me, too! And one of the first times I went over to my (now) husband’s apartment, I found a hardcover first editon of it that he had read a million times. Imagine how excited I was when my ten year old daughter, many years later, chose Wrinkle for her independent reading book project at school, and loved it so much she

Nah, I always thought of him in the following stages:

I love Kate Bornstein, but I watched a few minutes of a couple episodes and her efforts were truly wasted. It was fucking embarrassing.

Logo could have so many good shows! I scroll past that channel everytime I watch tv and rarely do I see anything worth watching. And I have like a hundred great ideas of stuff they could be doing. My fourteen year old daughter has tons of gay friends, and one of her like from toddlerhood bffs is now gender fluid, so

Some of the shit she has said is truly jaw dropping to me. Just like fucking rich/clueless on her part. And then I don’t know why I'm surprised!

Who ever thought Kris Jenner would come off as more “relatable” than Caitlyn Jenner?

No, I’m serious. I want to know who you would pick. Those are prominent conservatives. I was simply spit balling to give you options. Give me your list of conservatives, brainiac awesome super smart, humanitarian conservatives who you would vote for. I’m dying to know. Bonus points if they aren’t gay-hating, put the

How about Tom Cotton? Or Steve King? Joni Ernst, Michele Bachmann, Jeff Sessions, Orrin Hatch, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Jeff Flake, Dan Coats, David Vitter, Jim Inhofe, Ted Cruz, Rick Perry, Chris Christie? Mark Sanford?

I’m a big Bernie fan and I’m trying to believe that obnoxious Bernie die-hard trolls are a distinct minority, because the polling is telling us that. But even I have to admit that I’ve had to scold and leave several Bernie FB groups for posting negative stuff about Hillary, positive stuff about Trump, and other items

And didn't Jim Henson have strep that was untreated, and he spiked a fever and died in a plane?

Scalia and Thomas were always tied, for me, in a contest called “Current Supreme Court Justices I hate the most”—now that he’s dead, Thomas is still ranked first. But that goddamned Alito is second.

Plus, all those fucking mirror selfies wearing NYPD t-shirts!!!

The whole point of the original tweet and the reason why it’s supposed to be a funny joke is because any more than a cup of apple juice pretty much causes diarrhea in just about everyone. Hence the weight loss.

AKA “Fluffer”???

Prior bad acts not admissable. If it had even gotten that far. Every one of them would have been pressured and silenced by Stanford far more than they already were.

Non-denial denial. “All the President’s Men.”

That’s absolutely what it is.

I know, doesn’t that just freaking kill you?

I don’t know where you live, but that kind of language around here in NY would get you kicked off a team very quickly. My daughter has swum age group (USA Swimming), high school varsity and summer town teams for almost a decade, and she would seriously punch anyone who said something like that to her, and then she