Some guy at a mall said that to me one evening recently as I was limping along, with blisters on my feet, wearing uncomfortable shoes and fancy work clothing, not having slept for eighteen hours straight, taken two plane flights and enduring job interviews all day, dehydrated, with low blood sugar.

Thanks. All my friends who have raised multiple teens and who have known her since babyhood/toddlerhood are telling me the same thing. Right now she’s going through this period where whenever I tell her something that she doesn’t agree with, she just cocks her eyebrows at me me dramatically and says “Really?” over and…

I would have preferred it your way (not that we ever get the chance to pick, right?). I had this Stepford baby. She never cried, she loved every kind of food I fed her, she loved to nap, she smiled when she got her vaccinations, for Chrissakes. All the way up until age ten or eleven, she was straight A, low/no…

“Stay thirsty, my friend.”

He probably has nothing on Carson. Carson is just a masochist.

Shred of decency? He just fucking endorsed Trump!

Not just apologizing and sucking up, but ENDORSING. Insert vomits here.

Not all babies do that! I gave birth to a freak of nature who never took off any of her cute baby socks or hats. She's making up for it now by being the biggest pain in the ass teenager, like, ever.

Yeah, because lawyers NEVER do shit like this.

I keep telling my husband we need to think about moving to Canada (we actually don’t live that far from the border), but he just rolls his eyes at me.

Oh, come on, 50% of Super Fucking Rich is still Super Fucking Rich. Do you honestly think that with all the money rolling into his coffers on a second-by-second 24 hour basis, investments, back end deals, royalties, advances, real estate, capital gains, interest and the like, that his lifestyle would even be dented…

I’m still in the greys so I never know how well my links will post, but here’s a speech, filled with passion and fury, that Elizabeth Warren gave on the Senate floor last year. It will knock your socks off. It explains, far better than I ever could, the answer to your question.

I saw a sign on some pastries at Panera the other day that had a sign on them which said “gluten-conscious”—maybe that’s kinkier than GF.

Yeah, I definitely started thinking that as well, especially after the bit at the end about wanting to eat out of a dog bowl, but sometimes it’s not convenient because it interferes with being able to watch TV!

Well, my fourteen year old daughter does, but only because she’s such a huge fan of “Twister.”

Kasich is definitely getting mega-encouragement from the RNC to stay in the race. I'd love to know exactly what they've been promising him....

I’m so fucking sick of people who keep saying Cruz s a good debater. I debated for three years in high school and three years in college, and I can tell you that he SUCKS as a debater. And he does the same damned thing in this interview. He weasels out of every question in such an obvious way it’s disgusting.

Wish we had had the forethought, like you did, to get tix early for this one (we also stupidly missed “The Producers” with the same lack of prescience).

Here’s a funny story that may cheer you up. In 1999 my hubby and I were living the dream—we were renting a Brooklyn brownstone and working in Lower Manhattan. One fine Friday evening after we had gotten off work, we were wandering around the Union Square area, trying to decide where to go to dinner. As we walked on…

And lest we not forget, he was nominated to replace Thurgood-freaking-Marshall!!!