But...it's JUST ABOUT to happen, right?

The first time I saw “Notting Hill” I absolutely hated it. Then my daughter started working her way through Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock rom-coms a few years ago and upon re-viewing, it didn’t stink. I’ve seen it five times now, at least, and get more of a kick out of it every time. But then again I hated…

There have been plenty of states (like Washington, for example) where Bernie not only won in a landslide statewide, but won the popular vote in every district but three, and every freaking superdelegate is a close personal chum of Hillary and Bill Clinton’s, and they have repeatedly, publicly, stated they will never…

Yes, but there is no way in hell that that would have ever happened. The DNC has an anointed candidate from the get-go, and the super delegates fall in line with the DNC’s wishes at least until the convention. It happened in 2008 when, once again, Hillary Clinton was “the chosen one”.

Yeah, I was reading the whole thing out loud to my husband, and we chuckled like hell when we saw how karma had basically bitten this numbskull in the ass.

I still can't get over the fact that she has a ton of money, but her fruit bowl preferences are...Red Delicious apples and navel oranges? Get with the program, lady! Even I, impoverished unemployed person, have some Clementines and Galas in my bowl.

She's not dead, but she's undead.

I think he’s trying to cater to the doubters who don’t think he’s a “real” conservative. Santorum and all the true believers keep saying there’s no way Trump could be an authentic “pro-life”Republican because he’s made remarks in the past about supporting reproductive rights. He decided to go full-gonzo on this one.

Yeah, every freaking day now, my fourteen year old daughter comes home from school and asks me in a panicky voice whether there is ANY CHANCE AT ALL THAT TRUMP COULD BECOME PRESIDENT. After I say no, then she asks if I’m lying to make her feel better.

Yes, people do believe this! There’s this crazy old Irish Catholic lady in my knitting group who posts shit like this on Facebook all the time. Context hint: she also loves Donald Trump, watches Fox 24/7, doesn’t believe in evolution or climate change, and thinks NPR and PBS are Communist organizations. And boy does…

I know! I had come out of a theatre showing the U2 concert movie with my then pre-teen daughter (well-behaved, big U2 fan) a number of years ago. We got on the elevator with a woman who had just left a showing of “Hellboy” with a group of kids ranging from baby to toddler to preschool/early elementary. The children…

Actually, apparently Leo has never dated anyone older than age 26 in his whole life. So there’s that.

Unfortunately there have been plenty of idiots who have served on SCOTUS in the past. The two conditions are not mutually exclusive.

He's up for parole in 2017.

Too bad Lily Tomlin wasn’t on the set of “American Hustle”!

Yes, Revolutionary Road was so fucking painful to watch, and most of my pain came from his performance.

No, no! Really, this is the most coherent-sounding tweet I've ever seen from her!

A Salon critic recently compared The Revenant to “a prestige episode of ‘Jackass.’”

Both the dad and the mom grew up poor white trash, but the dad at some point stumbled into starting up a sheet metal business, which later took off and made a pretty pile of cash. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies, except evil, not coming out to California, and metal instead of oil.

And where is the mint?