When they’re brand new newborns, they actually sleep more than anything (I’m a parent, and former nanny, daycare worker and babysitter). Most of the time. Unless they have colic. Most of the babies I took care of spent 99% of their time either sleeping, eating, or pooping/peeing. My daughter, as a newborn, slept…

Don't you mean yahoo? A wahoo is a large sport fish.

I think people have always policed and made comments about women’s pregnancies. It’s just more obvious now with social media. I was pregnant from January to October of 2001, and got endless comments about just about every choice I ever made and how it allegedly concerned my fetus/baby.

Douche? He's a fucking asshole. Douche is an understatement. Douche would be a compliment.

Thank you so much for writing this. I thought I was the only person who felt this way. After seeing the trailer on TV earlier today, I looked at my husband and resolutely said, “I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but no way in HELL am I going to see that.” He was sort of surprised. He knows I’m not a fan of heights (mostly…

Pre-Facebook, every romantic break up or relationship ending would be accompanied by some sort of photo and document purge, but I never threw anything away, just packed it in a file folder or box. Which turned out to be a good thing.

This really depresses me, for some reason. I thought Meryl got it. But I’m not nearly as upset about this as I am about the Pope meeting with Kim Davis. That really chaps my ass.

If it weren’t already the law of the land, you wouldn’t be hearing this. She doesn’t sound too enthusiastic or supportive to me.

Looks like a freaking pool cover up.

No, Nick Nolte plays the character who drunkenly lets himself in through the back door you forgot to lock one night, passes out on your couch, and you scream and lose bladder control when you find him snoring on it the next morning.

While I recognize the innate superiority of Dawn, I still use 7th Generation for the pure nostalgia value.

I actually read an interview with the master shearer who did that sheep and he said that he was expecting the fleece to be unusable, but that surprisingly enough, most of it was in pretty good shape and completely fine for processing into yarn.

When you have as many residences around the world as Taylor Swift does, it’s inevitable that one of them will hold all her junk and eventually become the new Grey Gardens.

Yeah I guess as long as they have enough dough to gas up the plane they can't be doing too badly. They must have cashed the checks from the child sexual abuse special.

Yeah I agree that if a teen or young adult wants to do something, they will find a way. I’m still puzzling over what to do when she gets older as far as drinking at home with us when she’s underage. I know for sure that I’m never going to be one of those moms like Amy Poehler in Mean Girls and stock an open bar for…

I'm a huge Cotillard fan and am willing to suspend definitive judgment until I see it, but she seems miscast .

Yes that’s so gross. It’s like the newer version of “mother’s little helper” pills from the 60s.

Well, my parents never talked to me about drinking in the traditional sense, but they’re falling down drunk alcoholics in every sense of the word, so I guess I got an education from them, of sorts. My dad was one of those assholes who would bar hop, drive drunk from bar to bar, catch a cab ride home, ring our doorbell…

He's too much of a chronic pot-head for that to ever happen.

Let me tell you all my husband story: about eight years ago, he came back from a business trip telling me that he had just seen Judy Blume at Newark Airport. He knew what she looked like because she had some books come out from a publisher he worked at. He went up to her politely, told her that his wife was a big fan…