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My two posts on Facebook today: 1. If you are a woman, and you still plan to vote for Trump, you are an insult to every woman on this planet who has risked life and death to be treated as equal, respected, citizens free of violence, rape, degradation, enslavement, and servitude. You are a disgrace. If you are a

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

#stayhumble

I think Herbie should be a little less loaded this time.

SPANX makes me feel like a powerful woman! As a woman I can now choose to take up less space than I need to, my hideous skin and body restrained, and thereby leaving more space for those around me! I’ve never felt so liberated while having straps and rubber digging into my soft skin, crying while smiling!

Great. Now let’s wrap him in copper wire, place magnets around his coffin, and keep overturning anti-progressive legislation. FREE ENERGY!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL “a fair and neutral arbiter”

My favorite line (thus far— I’m still reading) from Breyer’s majority opinion: “We add that, when directly asked at oral argument whether Texas knew of a single instance in which the new requirement would have helped even one woman obtain better treatment, Texas admitted that there was no evidence in the record of

I’ll take Tedeschi Trucks over the blind sycophants of the Beyhive anytime.

He’s still talking?

I stopped wearing makeup to doctor’s appointments so that they’ll take me seriously

This is the first and last time I will ever say this:

Speaking of teens, I just got home to discover that my oldest has changed the screensaver on my laptop to a picture of Ric Flair.

Donald Trump can use them for mittens.

He really should have just owned them like Jewel did.

So... I was just reading up on Komodo Dragon sex and it turns out the males have double penises. So does Donald Trump: The big one on top of his neck and the tiny one in his pants.

Marco Rubio: Still Thirsty.

It’s really sad when you have to suck the dick you’ve made fun of, isn’t it?